From the 'idiots who have nothing better to do with their time' category, Garrison Keillor is pursuing legal action against a blogger over a T-shirt parody of his show, the Prairie Home Companion.

Garrison Keillor didn't need Guy Noir to tell him that he's an idiot and should get with the program, but at this point it looks like he's losing friends by the dozen in the blogosphere over a damn T-shirt. (My particular favorite is here. Douchebag just has such a ring to it...)

Try this one on for size Garrison...

[Hat tip to B.L for the link]